To be honest with you, I’m not too cool. Here are a few reasons.
I played Dungeons and Dragons as a middle schooler, and I can still recite most of the rules.
I can tell you the definition of “Geek” as it applies to a circus
I once had a t-shirt that said “Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes”
Have thought about creating “This American Life Trading Cards”
Played Clarinet in Band
Competed in more than 6 events in Speech and Debate
Can comment on the irony of using “Ride of The ride of theValkyries” when
destroying a small village in
I’m still not sure that I tie my shoes correctly
Sometimes when I’m having a bad day I pretend I have super powers
I’m nerdy enough to have a blog, but not cool enough to update it very often
I wear glasses, but don’t look good in thick plastic ones.
Never played sports with any degree of sincerity.
Can speak intelligently about the Muppet Movies.
I’ve only shared a secret handshake with one person.
I try to text message with proper grammar and punctuation
I used to pretend I was an under cover agent. Like in
parents had to drive me places.
One time I went an entire day not noticing that one of the lenses on my glasses had fallen out.
Some times after a good day, I like to pretend I have super powers
I’ve done improv
I know that the second Indiana Jones movie was a prequel
My life was almost ruined by a George Orwell book
Can tell the difference between butter and “I can’t Believe it’s not butter.”
I’m pretending that I have super powers right now.
I pretended to have crushes on people in middle school so that I would seem cool
and heart broken.
I make lists.
Pew Pew Pew! I’m shooting you with my laser hands!
Take that Iron Face! I’m Energy Hands Man!
Bah….Energy Hands Man, you’re so cool.